I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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