Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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