Already got asked if we're dating
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Floor bacon is actually really good
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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