he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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