No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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