I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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