suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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