i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Randomize
