Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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