Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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