She's JV to your varsity
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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