I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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