I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Life is so much better after having sex.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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