Whod you bang
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
She said her name was "party"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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