It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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