If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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