can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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