You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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