I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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