Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
no you cant smoke seaweed
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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