Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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