Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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