Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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