i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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