Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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