She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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