I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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