Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
sex in a hospital.. check
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Randomize
