So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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