I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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