Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
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i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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