my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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