But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
where am i from again
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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