The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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