Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
What changed your mind?
Being sober
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
