3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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