Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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