found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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