they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
