We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
is it fun? or sober?
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