it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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