we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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