nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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