yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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