I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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