Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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