she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
They took my balls.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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