I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I AM VODKA MAN
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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