Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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