Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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