Fuck appropriateness.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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