I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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